Disparate Liberal Debutante

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6/17/2006

He still looks like a monkey.

Yesterday, the hobgloblin (who, I will point out doesn't actually have any super powers in any of the spiderman comics) of the environment, aka George Bush did something way out of character.

President Bush will create the world's largest protected marine area today, designating as a national monument a 1,200-mile-long chain of small Hawaiian islands and surrounding waters and reefs that are home to a spectacular array of sea life, senior administration officials said last night.

Now, that's pretty sweet, but of course there is some naughty underneath the nice, because Spiderman *never* actually wins, but has to keep fighting. The original area was going to be 140, 000 square miles, but Hobgobl...err Bush decided that would be a no go, and said this on the issue:
"Look, I've got this authority, I'm going to use it,"
Of course you are sweetums, when don't you abuse your presidental powers to benefit yourself only and make your, neocons and theocons lives easier? In this case, you'll be making it much easier for the republican leader of Hawaii to get reelected. And its not like this area of water is going to be horribly hard for you to stay out of, but hey! maybe now we'll all be more willing to let you come on up to ANWR and start poking your shafts into the oil. Fucker. Anyway, I'm not being totally fair getting all defensive, although I don't believe his intentions were in the right place, and that it was probably just to get the environmentalists off his back for a while, it really is great that it will be somewhat of a pristine environment, having no more human distruptions.
|| Kian, 6:43:00 AM